醫院的證明
  小明:老師,我有心臟病,申請不參加軍訓。

  老師:你有開醫院的證明嗎?

  小明:……這還要證明?

  老師:當然!除了肉眼能判斷的外傷,其他的都要證明。

  小明:好吧,我頭發分叉。

Proof hospitals

Xiao Ming: teacher, I have a heart attack, the application does not participate in military training.

Teacher: You have to open the hospital to prove it?

Xiao Ming: ...... It would also prove?

Teacher: Of course! In addition to the naked eye can judge the trauma, the other must prove.

Bob: Well, I split ends.

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